Good Day Grover Pickers, Home field is barely an advantage for a football team anymore. It is functionally a myth, like the old idea of ‘Half-time adjustments’ or the Bermuda Triangle. There’s something to it, but not much, and nowhere near as much as average fans (NOT Grover Pickers) imagine. Historically, before 2003 or so, …
Dough Balls and Doh! Balls!
The State Fair of Texas is particularly important. First, Texas plays Oklahoma on Saturday in the old Cotton Bowl. Almost as important, The State Fair of Texas is also the official launch for all of America’s best new foods for the coming year! So, welcome to the Grover Picks Annual Food and Football Picks Post!
The Commissioner is Football’s Dr. Dolittle
I met a talking frog and then a talking alpaca and we discussed football. It was awesome, mostly.
Tigers vs. Everybody
Are tigers the fiercest mascot? How much electricity is required to kill a bison? What is the proper orange? Which quarterbacks are too short? Who you choosin'?
Old School Barleycorn-based Football
Do. Not. Fret. Are you fretting? There’s no fretting in football!
FULL ON FOOTBALL SEASON
Good Day Grover Pickers, I saw that my neighborhood CVS is already decorated with orange and black candy and ghoulish costumes and crappy scary trinkets, which is beautiful because it means…. There is a Witching Hour this Sunday! 3pm until whenever the last 1pm NFL games ends. Winners become losers. Losers become lucky. Warm up …
Week Zero.5?
Week Zero.5? The NFL is a week a way, so we remain Professional College Football only this week.
Week Zero. The Essence of Romance.
What you missed in the offseason, what to expect this fall, how to fix it all, plus a review of stadium toilet paper policy!
A Few Good Bowls- Part 2
I’m trying to make bowl season easier to understand, but good grief, there are a LOT of crappy bowl games! But… I, The Commissioner, have succeeded again in providing you the full and proper perspective on every game!
A Few Good Bowls- Part 1
Friends, we live in a world that has bowl games, and those bowl games have to be mocked on a Bowl Game Preview Blog by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You?
