I’m trying to make bowl season easier to understand, but good grief, there are a LOT of crappy bowl games! But… I, The Commissioner, have succeeded again in providing you the full and proper perspective on every game!
A Few Good Bowls- Part 1
Friends, we live in a world that has bowl games, and those bowl games have to be mocked on a Bowl Game Preview Blog by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You?
Army v Navy. The Rest Is Nonsense.
njoy the Army v Navy. The last remaining big-time college football game.
Reset Week- We Want What We Want
The Commissioner doesn’t shape the world, he makes sense of it. It's time to update our expectations for this season.
Knock, Knock- A Guide To Rivalry Week Jokes
Here are a few terrible jokes to help you stay focused on Thanksgiving’s most traditional purpose- football!
6 or 7 Pure Football Stories. And Cheerleading.
Some people are entranced when they hear Beethoven. Others prefer to get lost in the light and shadow of a Rembrandt. The stunning sunset across a Montana range is heaven for many. For us, “Steelers v Bears, Sunday afternoon, Chicago, November”. Football. This is the way.
Fixing the Stadium Name Crisis
I have an original thought that is not at all influenced by something stupid I saw on the internet. America is in crisis. There are too many stadiums named for commercial sponsors or old people we’ve forgotten about.
De-Extinction Is Real. Oh, no.
You are a wannabe Super Genius. You figure it out.
Vote For Kiffin: A Rant and A List
Whoever you root for, do you believe your $10 bill is more valuable than your rival’s $10 bill? Also, let's play Dead, Missing or Lou Holtz.
Nothing Was Spared, Not Even the Tortillas
Tortilla Tossing has entered the College Football Tradition Transfer Portal and you should consider firing your coach.
The Grover Picks 