The Commissioner doesn’t shape the world, he makes sense of it. It’s time to update our expectations for this season.
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Knock, Knock- A Guide To Rivalry Week Jokes
Here are a few terrible jokes to help you stay focused on Thanksgiving’s most traditional purpose- football!
6 or 7 Pure Football Stories. And Cheerleading.
Some people are entranced when they hear Beethoven. Others prefer to get lost in the light and shadow of a Rembrandt. The stunning sunset across a Montana range is heaven for many.
For us, “Steelers v Bears, Sunday afternoon, Chicago, November”. Football. This is the way.
Fixing the Stadium Name Crisis
I have an original thought that is not at all influenced by something stupid I saw on the internet.
America is in crisis. There are too many stadiums named for commercial sponsors or old people we’ve forgotten about.
De-Extinction Is Real. Oh, no.
You are a wannabe Super Genius. You figure it out.
Vote For Kiffin: A Rant and A List
Whoever you root for, do you believe your $10 bill is more valuable than your rival’s $10 bill? Also, let’s play Dead, Missing or Lou Holtz.
Nothing Was Spared, Not Even the Tortillas
Tortilla Tossing has entered the College Football Tradition Transfer Portal and you should consider firing your coach.
What Sucks Now.
Sometimes, if football and life, stuff sucks. I hope it’s not you. Or me. Let’s consider some options.
Food and Football. Don’t Parse Your Love.
Do you love football more than food, or, do you love food more than football?
Great news! This week, you don’t have to parse your love. Football and food are betrothed, again, like a living, breathing Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, at the State Fair of Texas.
The Commissioner Is Sad And Wants To Share
We will not see Mike Gundy’s hero story arc again. That time has passed. That feeling is gone. I miss it.
