There are 5 ‘Power’ conferences, but only 4 ‘playoff’ spots. What is 5-4 and why is the answer “Orange Bowl”?
Author Archives: The Commissioner
Football is Weird and Satisfying
The Steelers will win despite scoring fewer points than the Cardinals.
The First Football Thanksgiving
So, while the rest of America paused on a random Thursday between Columbus Day and Christmas to feast, Camp arranged his own feast for his football friends who would otherwise be sleeping in their office while studying game daguerreotypes.
Heaping Scoops of Blame
“Spit + Fart + Ball = Win.”
What’s Your Excuse?
Last week we found out.
This week we make excuses.
November. Let’s Find Out.
Sure, the game could end in a very Iowa-like 13-10 score, but it will include very SEC-like violence, pageantry, smoked meats, homemade alcohol, and the finest working displays of female hair and makeup this side of Hollywood.
Bear Bryant and The Michigan Man
There are accusations of reduced weiner sizes to pad his numbers.
Fair Comparisons
October 19, 2023 Good Day Grover Pickers and Football Fans From Around the World… Update #1 From the International Olympic Committee, which is NOT currently a corrupt organization… Boxing is currently NOT and Olympic sport in 2028. Flag football IS an official olympic sport in Los Angeles in 2028. If the USA does not win …
World Peace Through Picks
For a Grover Picker, foresight is 20/20 and hindsight is for ‘Marks’.
In The Pantheon of Deep Fried Crap
In the pantheon of crap, anything that begins with ‘In the spirit of Little Debbie’ is going to be top tier.
The Grover Picks 