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Author Archives: The Commissioner
What’s Your Excuse?
Last week we found out.
This week we make excuses.
November. Let’s Find Out.
Sure, the game could end in a very Iowa-like 13-10 score, but it will include very SEC-like violence, pageantry, smoked meats, homemade alcohol, and the finest working displays of female hair and makeup this side of Hollywood.
Bear Bryant and The Michigan Man
There are accusations of reduced weiner sizes to pad his numbers.
Fair Comparisons
October 19, 2023 Good Day Grover Pickers and Football Fans From Around the World… Update #1 From the International Olympic Committee, which is NOT currently a corrupt organization… Boxing is currently NOT and Olympic sport in 2028. Flag football IS an official olympic sport in Los Angeles in 2028. If the USA does not win …
World Peace Through Picks
For a Grover Picker, foresight is 20/20 and hindsight is for ‘Marks’.
In The Pantheon of Deep Fried Crap
In the pantheon of crap, anything that begins with ‘In the spirit of Little Debbie’ is going to be top tier.
Annoucning the Pairings
September 28,2023 Good Day Grover Pickers, I hope you enjoyed last week’s AI generated blog. I won’t be doing that anymore. Not since I discovered the AI generated Jerry Jones exhibit at AT&T Stadium. You can pay actual money to sit in a room and ask a hologram Jerry Jones questions and, using AI, “Jerry” …
Where Destiny Molds. 11 Poems and a Song.
In Dallas, where the Cowboys ride,
America’s Team, with boundless pride,
Their defense, a force both brutal and wild,
A pass rush, a tempest, destruction compiled.
We Are Not Normal Raccoons
Your family calls it garbage, because it is. The raccoon calls it a goldmine, because raccoons are not normal people.
The so-called ‘experts’ call this a garbage weekend for football games, especially college. We Grover Pickers call it a goldmine, because we are not normal raccoons.
