I’m trying to make bowl season easier to understand, but good grief, there are a LOT of crappy bowl games!
But… I, The Commissioner, have succeeded again in providing you the full and proper perspective on every game!
Category Archives: Football Picks
A Few Good Bowls- Part 1
Friends, we live in a world that has bowl games, and those bowl games have to be mocked on a Bowl Game Preview Blog by men with keyboards. Who’s gonna do it? You?
Army v Navy. The Rest Is Nonsense.
njoy the Army v Navy. The last remaining big-time college football game.
Reset Week- We Want What We Want
The Commissioner doesn’t shape the world, he makes sense of it. It’s time to update our expectations for this season.
Knock, Knock- A Guide To Rivalry Week Jokes
Here are a few terrible jokes to help you stay focused on Thanksgiving’s most traditional purpose- football!
6 or 7 Pure Football Stories. And Cheerleading.
Some people are entranced when they hear Beethoven. Others prefer to get lost in the light and shadow of a Rembrandt. The stunning sunset across a Montana range is heaven for many.
For us, “Steelers v Bears, Sunday afternoon, Chicago, November”. Football. This is the way.
Fixing the Stadium Name Crisis
I have an original thought that is not at all influenced by something stupid I saw on the internet.
America is in crisis. There are too many stadiums named for commercial sponsors or old people we’ve forgotten about.
De-Extinction Is Real. Oh, no.
You are a wannabe Super Genius. You figure it out.
Vote For Kiffin: A Rant and A List
Whoever you root for, do you believe your $10 bill is more valuable than your rival’s $10 bill? Also, let’s play Dead, Missing or Lou Holtz.
Nothing Was Spared, Not Even the Tortillas
Tortilla Tossing has entered the College Football Tradition Transfer Portal and you should consider firing your coach.
