Football – The Grover Picks

A Few Good Bowls- Part 2

I’m trying to make bowl season easier to understand, but good grief, there are a LOT of crappy bowl games!
But… I, The Commissioner, have succeeded again in providing you the full and proper perspective on every game!

A Few Good Bowls- Part 1

Friends, we live in a world that has bowl games, and those bowl games have to be mocked on a Bowl Game Preview Blog by men with keyboards. Who’s gonna do it? You?

6 or 7 Pure Football Stories. And Cheerleading.

Some people are entranced when they hear Beethoven. Others prefer to get lost in the light and shadow of a Rembrandt. The stunning sunset across a Montana range is heaven for many.

For us, “Steelers v Bears, Sunday afternoon, Chicago, November”. Football. This is the way.

Fixing the Stadium Name Crisis

I have an original thought that is not at all influenced by something stupid I saw on the internet.

America is in crisis. There are too many stadiums named for commercial sponsors or old people we’ve forgotten about.

Vote For Kiffin: A Rant and A List

Whoever you root for, do you believe your $10 bill is more valuable than your rival’s $10 bill? Also, let’s play Dead, Missing or Lou Holtz.

What Sucks Now.

Sometimes, if football and life, stuff sucks. I hope it’s not you. Or me. Let’s consider some options.

Food and Football. Don’t Parse Your Love.

Do you love football more than food, or, do you love food more than football?

Great news! This week, you don’t have to parse your love. Football and food are betrothed, again, like a living, breathing Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, at the State Fair of Texas.

Taylor Swift Explains Football

Friends, if you have not listened to “The Life of a Showgirl” at least three times over by now, DO NOT STRESS! The Commissioner understands that some of you are not capable of hearing any song that was not a hit during the Carter administration. That would put a normal person at a huge social disadvantage. However, you are not normal.

Your Commissioner, THE Commissioner, is here for you. I’m your Football Father Figure. I’ve listened to “The Life of a Showgirl” on your behalf.

The Commissioner Is Sad And Wants To Share

We will not see Mike Gundy’s hero story arc again. That time has passed. That feeling is gone. I miss it.

Kickers, Robots, Death, and Death Robots (potentially)

“A fun Saturday of college football is like pouring barbecue sauce on an over-roasted squirrel.”