September 28,2023 Good Day Grover Pickers, I hope you enjoyed last week’s AI generated blog. I won’t be doing that anymore. Not since I discovered the AI generated Jerry Jones exhibit at AT&T Stadium. You can pay actual money to sit in a room and ask a hologram Jerry Jones questions and, using AI, “Jerry” …
Author Archives: The Commissioner
Where Destiny Molds. 11 Poems and a Song.
In Dallas, where the Cowboys ride,
America’s Team, with boundless pride,
Their defense, a force both brutal and wild,
A pass rush, a tempest, destruction compiled.
We Are Not Normal Raccoons
Your family calls it garbage, because it is. The raccoon calls it a goldmine, because raccoons are not normal people.
The so-called ‘experts’ call this a garbage weekend for football games, especially college. We Grover Pickers call it a goldmine, because we are not normal raccoons.
Jimmy Buffet Explains Football
Good Day Grover Pickers, Jimmy Buffet died. So, this week we continue an occasional series called “How Dead Musician’s Music Explains Football”. With just a guitar and his bare feet, the Gulf Coast’s great philosopher, the Auburn drop out, the leader of the Parrot Heads, and humble billionaire, puts one week of football in perspective. …
Bonus Post: Noah’s Boys
Fashion is hard. I get it. But a basic fact of fashion is that you never want to get caught in public wearing the same outfit as someone else. Athletes have a much easier time with this than us regular folk. We have to text or ask, “Hey, what are you wearing?”. Athletes just go …
It’s the Hope That Thrills Us
The annual return of football season is the birth of hope. It’s like spring, when birds chirp, flowers bloom, and the verve a life renews after a miserable winter, but without allergies or golf. So… better.
Happy Ranking Day For All Vols Who Celebrate. Plus, Dreamland Sucks and Stanford Hates Fun.
Reasons Why Bama Should Play In The Citrus Bowl Ranked. Dumpy Southern Villages Ranked. Leading Auburn Head Coach Candidates Ranked. College Town Barbecue Ranked. Five Things To Do In Tampa Ranked.
The Science of Fear with Special Guest Dr. Blargen VonSchweinsleder, XII
Fear itself is afraid of Jacksonville.
The Volunteers Give, And The Commissioner Gives Back
One hundred thousand dollars isn’t even the hourly wage of A&M coach Jimbo Fisher, but it’s enough that if you could use someone else’s money to pay it, you should.
You Want Your Officials Tall, Fast and Sighted
Maybe YOU Don’t Suck: Mental Health Strategies in Modern Officiating
The Grover Picks 