Friends, if you have not listened to “The Life of a Showgirl” at least three times over by now, DO NOT STRESS! The Commissioner understands that some of you are not capable of hearing any song that was not a hit during the Carter administration. That would put a normal person at a huge social disadvantage. However, you are not normal.
Your Commissioner, THE Commissioner, is here for you. I’m your Football Father Figure. I’ve listened to “The Life of a Showgirl” on your behalf.
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