Sure, the game could end in a very Iowa-like 13-10 score, but it will include very SEC-like violence, pageantry, smoked meats, homemade alcohol, and the finest working displays of female hair and makeup this side of Hollywood.
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Bear Bryant and The Michigan Man
There are accusations of reduced weiner sizes to pad his numbers.
Fair Comparisons
October 19, 2023 Good Day Grover Pickers and Football Fans From Around the World… Update #1 From the International Olympic Committee, which is NOT currently a corrupt organization… Boxing is currently NOT and Olympic sport in 2028. Flag football IS an official olympic sport in Los Angeles in 2028. If the USA does not win …
Annoucning the Pairings
September 28,2023 Good Day Grover Pickers, I hope you enjoyed last week’s AI generated blog. I won’t be doing that anymore. Not since I discovered the AI generated Jerry Jones exhibit at AT&T Stadium. You can pay actual money to sit in a room and ask a hologram Jerry Jones questions and, using AI, “Jerry” …
Where Destiny Molds. 11 Poems and a Song.
In Dallas, where the Cowboys ride,
America’s Team, with boundless pride,
Their defense, a force both brutal and wild,
A pass rush, a tempest, destruction compiled.
We Are Not Normal Raccoons
Your family calls it garbage, because it is. The raccoon calls it a goldmine, because raccoons are not normal people.
The so-called ‘experts’ call this a garbage weekend for football games, especially college. We Grover Pickers call it a goldmine, because we are not normal raccoons.
You Are Underestimating How Much This Matters
September 1, 2021 Good Day Grover Pickers! Lee Corso made college football predictions last Saturday while sitting between Kirk Herbstreit and Reece Davis on the Gameday set for the first time since 2019. I’ll give you a moment for the chills to subside as the realization grows on you. Football games are back! How ‘back’ …
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Is Your Coach a Bozo, a Guy Named Earl, or in the Sun Belt?
Good Day Grover Pickers, Welcome to week 2-ish of the Covid Football Season. UPDATE: The Sun Belt Conference is the best conference in the land, replacing th SEC, which is winless so far this season. Last week the Sun Belt dominated the Big12. Louisiana beat a ranked Iowa State. Arkansas Stat beat Kansas State. Coastal …
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Football Twilight and Racy Photos!
Good Day Grover Pickers,It’s twilight for football season. The darkness of February-August isn’t quite over us, but it’s settling in. First, we shall enjoy a brilliant sunset including two college championship games and a four more delightful NFL playoff matchups. Even though there is this one more week to pick, it does not take a …
Truth and Candy
October 31, 2019 Happy Halloween. I, The Commissioner, shall now set the internet right by publishing the one blog post anywhere that contains facts and only facts, truth where there are only misrepresentations, and honesty on a platform reserved for lies. In a world where human frailty succumbs too often to vitriol, bitterness, and self-loathing …
The Grover Picks 