July 29, 2020Good Day Grover Pickers, If you are reading this, we may not have any time left. Football season started yesterday with all the NFL teams reporting to camp. It could end anytime due to the Covid-19 Corona Virus, or, as Bomani Jones calls it, “Cooties”. So, The Commissioner, Your Commissioner, has moved up …
2020 Pandemic Draft Preview
April 22, 2020 Good Day Grover Pickers, It’s faux-football time in America! NFL Draft Week. A time when college football fans and pro football fans all come together for one socially distant party to talk about 6 guys we’ve heard of and 252 guys we’ve never heard of, but are SURE will be the guy …
SHERISH95 is the Grover Picks Champion and Super Genius of the Year.
Good Day Grover Pickers, SHERISH95 is the Grover Picks Champion and Super Genius of the Year. SHERISH95 took the lead in early October and never lost it. Box scores are old news for SHERISH95. It didn’t matter if it was the inevitable end of a last minute Philip Rivers’ drive or an underdog like Georgia …
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Football Twilight and Racy Photos!
Good Day Grover Pickers,It’s twilight for football season. The darkness of February-August isn’t quite over us, but it’s settling in. First, we shall enjoy a brilliant sunset including two college championship games and a four more delightful NFL playoff matchups. Even though there is this one more week to pick, it does not take a …
Gerrymandering For Fun and Money: A Plan for College Football Realignment, the Betterment of Mankind, and Piles of Cash.
December 18, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, Today I will outsource a major portion of this blog post, make fun of the Dallas Cowboys and present the final college football realignment plan we will ever need. Enjoy! First, college bowl season begins at 2pm on Friday with the Bahamas Bowl where Buffalo meets Charlotte. Congrats …
Hope + Change = Failure
December 12, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, It’s evaluation season, a time when all the teams not in playoff contention will mull new ways to use their outsized expectations to mismanage their organization. It’s also coach season, a time when the owners and boosters of college and pro teams fly around the country on private …
Your Name Is In The Grover Picks Blog!
December 5, 2019 Later in this post I will mention every single Grover Picker by name and explain to you exactly who each and every Grove Picker is. First, I’m required to provide a minimum offering of Grover Picks branded football-like content. The Panthers fired Ron Rivera. Today the Panthers are further from, not closer …
Turkeyball
November 27, 2019 Happy Thanksgiving! Let the feast and the football begin! THURSDAYMACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE The Commissioner’s peer, a gentleman known as Mr. Language Person, annually reminds us all that this is NOT the Macy’s Day Parade. Please remember to include the holiday, Thanksgiving, when referring to the parade. OLE MISS AT MISSISSIPPI STATE …
Thorough Atonement Mad Libs
November 20, 2019 The Commissioner has failed you and now.... atonement. There was no Grover Picks blog post last week, the second miss of the season. Where was the breakdown of the Texas State Fair menu? Has anybody checked on the quality of applicants or price of attendance at SMU lately? I, your Commissioner, The …
Grover Goats
November 7, 2019 Today I’m perched on a fence overlooking a pasture full of goats. This is a farm somewhere on Johns Island near Charleston, South Carolina. There are 19 goats. They run from tan to black. These are domestic goats, not mountain goats. All they need is grass and air for peak joy and …
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