Now let’s talk about the bluetick hound in the room VOLS V MOCS If you are reading this, then you likely know what has befallen the 10th winningest football program in college history. If you don’t know, let me summarize it this way:
Modern Manners and A Girl On A Horse
COWBOYS V GIANTS Manners: Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, and don't pick your nose in public. What if, like the Cowboys and Giants, your only real skill is picking your nose in public?
Kanye. Plus, Beano’s Inkling.
August 27, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, As we ease into the season over a long holiday weekend, just 10 picks this week. Nothing too challenging yet, and avoiding all the Thursday/Friday matches. Gators V Miami Recap Almost every Grover Picker is tied for first place this week because we only picked one game. Yay for …
Sesquicentennial! Let’s Go!
August 20, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, As the day dawns with the first single ray of the sun splashing on the leaves of the tallest tree, so does another season of football arrive. The first light is merely a hint at the full day’s sun to come, but it is real light. The night is …
Grover Picks End of Year Double Issue- Football in Fort Wayne
December 19, 2018 Good Day Grover Pickers, Your Commissioner finds himself on the road once more, so you are reading LIVE as I’m writing from the Brass Iguana Lounge at the Ramada Inn in Fort Wayne, Indiana. This is a Very Special Grover Picks Double Issue! We have games going on as I type and …
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Meyer and the Mall
December 7, 2018 Good Day Grover Pickers, Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in a line at Forever 21. But now... From a two-top table above a plate of America’s best Sbarro Pizza and overlooking the rollercoasters at the Mall of America in Minneapolis... This is your Commissioner. What have I done? I‘ve come to …
The Barleycorn Chronicles
November 14, 2018 Good Day Grover Pickers, The days for the Grand K are done. Wither the chain gang? Grand K is a metal rod that is the definition of a kilogram. All other kilograms are measured against this one rod, which is stored in a vault at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures …
2nd Graders and Old Movies
November 8, 2018 Good Day Grover Pickers, Welcome to a special Thursday Morning Edition of the Regular Tuesday Night and Occasional Wednesday Morning Grover Picks Screed of Football Thought. If you have ever read an entire one of these missives you may not believe that sometimes The Commissioner has nothing to say. So, it took …
We’ll Be Lurking For You…
October 31, 2018 Good Day Grover Pickers, And Happy Halloween. Today’s word is ‘Masquerade’, as in, people or teams trying to appear as something they are not or to at least be scary. WHAT WE KNOW The current Florida State Seminoles are merely masquerading as “Florida State Seminoles”. What a treat they gave Clemson. The …
The Runs, The Hots, and the Ol’ Crimson Homecoming
October 17, 2018 Good Day Grover Pickers, It’s a short slate this week, only 25 picks. This is partly because your Commissioner was out of commission for a while earlier Tuesday for a colonoscopy. For those of you under 50, this is a ‘medical’ procedure where, apparently, they use a tiny camera to take pictures …
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