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Category Archives: Football
The Next Generation of Reversible Glands
September 17, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, Oh, the joy! The Jets embarrassed themselves on national television! First, the Grover Picks Hall of Remembrance pauses after a full 3 weeks of football to honor the memory of some of our favorite players who are gone, but not dead. Thank You and Goodnight Eli Manning – …
Enough Blame on Saban To Go Around
Now let’s talk about the bluetick hound in the room
VOLS V MOCS
If you are reading this, then you likely know what has befallen the 10th winningest football program in college history. If you don’t know, let me summarize it this way:
Modern Manners and A Girl On A Horse
COWBOYS V GIANTS
Manners: Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, and don’t pick your nose in public.
What if, like the Cowboys and Giants, your only real skill is picking your nose in public?
Sesquicentennial! Let’s Go!
August 20, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, As the day dawns with the first single ray of the sun splashing on the leaves of the tallest tree, so does another season of football arrive. The first light is merely a hint at the full day’s sun to come, but it is real light. The night is …
Exclusive Interview and Tamale Donuts
October 10, 2017 Good Day Grover Pickers, If you are struggling to see just which teams will win this week and why, here is some insightful research to help you out. Panthers v Eagles Cam Newton, America’s Frontrunner, is a harmless American. He’s not a classic quarterback, but he’s still excellent at his job most …
Say Something Nice
The Commissioner admits here and now that the idea of writing nice, happy things about these games is a huge mistake. It’s not natural and for that The Commissioner is a bit ashamed.
