Football Picking For The Casual Super Genius- Currently Ruled By Super Genius Of All Time For The Year VOLUNATOR, aka Steve McGee.
December 3, 2021 Breaking News: Your Commissioner, THE Commissioner, received last night an encrypted, catsup stained .scrt file from an unnamed source, let’s call him ‘Beano’, with HUGE “news” about this week’s games. This is a source The Commissioner has cultivated for years, especially since Beano’s alleged ‘death by bacon’. I’ve used sketchy methods, decoder …
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November 25, 2021 It’s Turkey Eating/Buying Lightbulbs/Coach Firing Season in football. It’s also the end of the college regular season. Let’s get our lives in order and set some things straight. The First Mistake The First Mistake Hiring Coaches You want your AD to hire an offensive genius or a defensive genius. You want to …
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November 18, 2021Good Day Grover Pickers, Your Commissioner, THE Commissioner, is lazy, angry, and befuddled. Here’s one reason. This is an actual thing kids, but not my kids, are asking for this Christmas. What is this… crap? It is SOLD OUT at Target and Walmart. You may have to purchase it at QVC! An alternative is …
November 3, 2021 Gray colored the chilly morning outside the window of the first floor medical office condo. I had a perfect view from the dental hygienist’s chair of the 231 pale red bricks forming a wall of another medical condo just 12 feet away. I was beginning the 45 minute ritual in which a …
October 26, 2021 Good Day Grover Pickers, Now just look at this junk The Commissioner has you picking this week! Cardinals v Packers It’s Thursday. Two 100-year-old franchises. The game is on Amazon. It feels like the angry older brother, Green Bay, chasing the much faster, more petulant, younger brother, Arizona, all over the backyard. …
Continue reading “Bronco, Bibbers, The Duck, and Renewable Concrete”
October 23, 2021 First, the good, and a point of Commissioner privilege. GROVER PICKS SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE WEEK Last Friday on Senior Night at South Mecklenburg High School, Zane Davis, aka “The ‘Lil Commissioner”, kicked a game winning 37-yard field goal in the last minute of the game. Then, last night, he kicked …
October 13, 2021 Good Day Grover Pickers, We’ve had a great week of football and other sports, but nothing was better than halftime of the Ohio State v Rutgers game. The Commissioner has no love for Ohio State football, but the OSU Marching Band is hereby recognized as the Official Grover Picks Greatest Marching Band …
Continue reading “Short Guys, Genos, and Defending Bama, but not Gruden’s Friends.”
September 28, 2021 Good Day Grover Pickers, Put fresh batteries in your remote control. This weekend is going to be fun! Games of the Week for Opposite Reasons Bulldogs v Razorbacks #2 Georgia is and 18 POINT FAVORITE over the Texas State Champions and #8 ranked Arkansas. In 2013, FSU was a 21 point favorite …
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September 22, 2021Good Day Grover Pickers, Coach. The Head Coach. The Ol’ Ball Coach. Every football team, so far, has a man at the helm who can lead other men. He’s the coach. A man with a watch and a schedule and a system. He’s a yeller. He’s a thinker. He’s a very poor dresser. …
September 16, 2021 Good Day Grover Pickers, In the last seven days everything about life in America improved! Football was so much fun last weekend, I felt like a four-year-old in a bounce house made of Hershey’s kisses. Except, I was able to lay still on my couch, save all that energy, and still eat …
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