Chuck “The” Prophet, you know him as PROGNOSTIG8R, is a two-time Grover Picks Super Genius. He talks with us from his office in Dothan, AL about the Star Spangled Banner, the financial relevance of the Mountain West Conference, Wes Chandler, and the easy way to tell the difference between and Alabama fan and an Auburn …
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Please Make It All Better
October 15, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, Everything is bad. Everything. And if it’s not bad, it’s new, which is the same as bad. And if it’s not bad, or new, then it’s the same ole, same ole, which is bad. What we need, when everything is bad and new and the same are solutions. …
Grover Picks Podcast – Steve Gatlin
The Grover Picks Podcast #2 with Steve Gatlin in which we learn why 87PROGRAM 1HEART thinks indoor football is stupid, how Steve’s career as a defensive lineman at Middle Tennessee ended, free financial advice, the greatness of Herschel Walker, why Steve hates the forward pass and maybe hear Rocky Top.
By Now You Should Know What is Good and Dippin’ Dots and Nuclear Disaster Don’t Make The List
In which we speak of elk, weddings, Dippin’ Dots, Chernobyl, and frogs in blenders, PLUS, the best Titans vs Bill preview you will read all week.
Left Guards Prefer Boucaniere
September 24, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, HERE’S WHAT’S GOODMahomes, Minshew, UCLA once again for a minute. Maybe also LSU. And Appalachian State. HERE’S WHAT’S BADArkansas, The ACC except Clemson, Every Team In Tennessee except Memphis, whining about officials. PLEASE CONSIDER:NFL coaches have complained that holding is not called enough. NFL officials started calling more holding …
The Next Generation of Reversible Glands
September 17, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, Oh, the joy! The Jets embarrassed themselves on national television! First, the Grover Picks Hall of Remembrance pauses after a full 3 weeks of football to honor the memory of some of our favorite players who are gone, but not dead. Thank You and Goodnight Eli Manning – …
Grover Picks Podcast #1 – Paul Grove In A Car On A Bridge
Meet Paul Grove, the founder of the Grover Picks. Today he is also the President and CEO at WEDU in Tampa, FL, a father of four, and soon to be a newlywed again. In this episode, The Commissioner talks with Paul about frozen pizza, Emmitt Smith, Guam’s Greatest Tight Ends, and if Mr. Rogers would …
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Enough Blame on Saban To Go Around
Now let’s talk about the bluetick hound in the room
VOLS V MOCS
If you are reading this, then you likely know what has befallen the 10th winningest football program in college history. If you don’t know, let me summarize it this way:
Modern Manners and A Girl On A Horse
COWBOYS V GIANTS
Manners: Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, and don’t pick your nose in public.
What if, like the Cowboys and Giants, your only real skill is picking your nose in public?
Kanye. Plus, Beano’s Inkling.
August 27, 2019 Good Day Grover Pickers, As we ease into the season over a long holiday weekend, just 10 picks this week. Nothing too challenging yet, and avoiding all the Thursday/Friday matches. Gators V Miami Recap Almost every Grover Picker is tied for first place this week because we only picked one game. Yay for …
