SHERISH95 is the Grover Picks Champion and Super Genius of the Year.

Good Day Grover Pickers,

SHERISH95 is the Grover Picks Champion and Super Genius of the Year. SHERISH95 took the lead in early October and never lost it. 

Box scores are old news for SHERISH95. It didn’t matter if it was the inevitable end of a last minute Philip Rivers’ drive or an underdog like Georgia State upsetting a bunch of large men dressed like Halloween candy, SHERISH95 knew. 

That makes SHERISH95 the Oracle of Ithaca and the Clairvoyant of Cleveland, The Knower of the Unknown and The Intellect Above All Others- Especially Anyone Named Scott; SHERISH95 is Oprah’s Mentor and Bob Dylan’s Lyric Editor; SHERISH95 Shares The Wisdom of a Million Lee Corsos, She Knew the Sussexes Would Flee to Canada Before the Queen Knew, She Knows What’s On the Other Side of the Black Holes, and Like Goats on Mt. Vesuvius, She Knows Everything Else 6 hours Before It Happens; She Knows The Exact Date Texas Will Be Back and the Next Date Miami Will Be ‘Back’, She Understands Every Word Ed Orgeron Grunts and Always Knows Exactly The Right Thing To Order at Cheesecake Factory. 

Therefore, let it be known now and throughout the galaxies, that I, The Commissioner of The Greatest Prognosticating Contest of All Prognosticating Contests, on behalf of all Grover Pickers, Proclaim SHERISH95 the Undisputed, Unchallenged, and Most Gifted Supreme Super Genius of All-Time, Across All The Earth and Heavens, In Perpetuity Plus a Day, Until August 2020. 

The rest of the Top 10

2. MXKING

3. EDHALEY

4. (T) HUSKER ZAG

4. (T) SUNDVL

6. DESERTHUSKER2

7. (T) COMMIT TO THE G

7. (T) 87PROGRAM1HEART

9. THE_NAIL

10. (T) BRIANS1840

10. (T) PROGNOSTIG8R 

The Grover picks may be back for a special March Madness Edition. The Grover Picks WILL be back in August for more football season. 

Until then, thank you all for playing along. Now go do some weekend chores and visit your families and take a hike in the woods or whatever people do when there is no football (XFL not Included). 

And All Hail The Great And Powerful SHERISH95! 

Happy Off-Season, 

The Commissioner

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